Age of No Consequence with a Thai Girl

If you’re a healthy normal male somewhere between the beginings of puberty and the end of life, a Thai girl may well be what your life needs. However, before you go galloping off to the nearest with money in your pocket and lust in your loins, there are a few things you should know before embarking on a quest to find your very own Thai girl friend.

But before I go into any great depth regarding the ladies of Thailand, I’d better explain the above statement relating to how a Thai girl will view your age.

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Your Thai Girl

There are few exceptions with the vast majority of Thai girls you’re likely to meet being Buddhists and as such view our mortal coil (bodies) in an entirely different way to that of western religions such as Christianity.

A Thai Girl and Her Beliefs

Being Buddhist, the average thai girl will be a believer in reincarnation and for those not familiar with the term, it means to put it simply, being born again after we die.

Now I’m not going down that road to explain the intricacies of that belief, but suffice to say that a Thai girl will not particularly care what you look like or how old you are in this incarnation as long as you can provide her with what she needs to survive and in return will offer you not only the delights of her own mortal coil but more often than not, a rich, fullfilling, healthy and happy life during which you will be treated as, and live like a king.

Having at different times lived with a thai girl myself over the 13 years I’ve been either living in Thailand or visiting Thailand, I can speak with a degree of experience tucked under my belt along with my beer gut on just what having a thai girl friend means, however I’m not a writer who’s able to extol the virtues of having a Thai wife to give justice to the experience but I can say with truth and conviction that after my second trip to Thailand, I never bothered with western women again!

Your Thai Girl by Martin Hurley

If you’re at an age where the possibilies of meeting younger women are rapidly decreasing with every year, I can’t recommend finding a Thai girl to be your Thai wife or girlfriend enough. Neil Hutchison has written so many stories relating to his own experiences and that of those he’s met in the Money Number One and the Fool Series of books also available from this site but for a more serious approach I highly recommend Martin Hurley’s Your Thai Girl

Having he himself lived in Thailand with his own Thai girl for over 6 years, Martin has put together a no nonsense book on how to find a good Thai woman.

Unfortunately Thai girls and particularly Thai bar girls have a somewhat tarnished reputation as being dishonest which in most cases couldn’t be further from the truth but like so instances which occur in any society, all are tarnished with the same brush as a result of a few bad apples who’s greed corrupts the rest.

However, in Martin’s Your Thai Girl, he shows ways in which to find the pick of the crop in finding Thai women to suit your taste and your budget.

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Do Thai Bar Girls Make Good

Wives?

While we hear many stories of how someone has been duped into believing that his particular member of the Thai Bar Girls fraternity is deeply in love with his balding head, his protruding beer gut, his foul cigar tainted breath and his inability to rise to the call of what he once considered his greatest asset without the aid of at least one and maybe two little blue pills or sachets, there are equally as many success stories seldom heard or written involving foreign men who marry ex Thai bar girls and raise a young family.

If you’ve ever lost your heart and your money to one of the infamous Thai bar girls, you will no doubt have learned a lesson not easily forgotten and will be able to fully relate to Neil Hutchison’s series of sometimes humorous and sometimes tragic books specifically targeting these beautiful women with the first book of the series aptly titled “Money Number One”

Thai Bar Girls and their antics have become the talking point of many a crowded bar in countries far away from the bars in which they ply their trade in places like Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket Koh Sumui and any number of smaller regions throughout Thailand.

Thai Bar Girls Discussions Abroad.

Both single and married men are often overheard discussing their experiences not only in English speaking countries such as England, Australia, USA, Canada and New Zealand just to mention a few, but also in many European bars as well as in places where bars don’t formerly exist, such as many Muslim regions.

Many an unsuspecting and respectable Arab or middle eastern gentleman has also been the victim of one or more of these delectable Thai bar girls who quite rightly consider one man’s money as good as another regardless of race, color, creed or religion.

Neil Hutchinson has and continues to gather material for his stories about thai bar girls from not only his own experiences over the past 11 years of living in Thailand, but also from other expats or tourists who frequent the the hot spots of Thailand.

Primarily recorded mainly from the experiences of those visiting Pattaya on the eastern seaboard of the gulf of Siam, the books describe in what are at most times humorous and witty ways which have had many a broken hearted man crying tears of laughter in his beer…. after realizing that he is no island after having fallen under the spell of the Thai bar girls in a way which has not only taxed his emotions but also severely deleted his bank account as well.

Working the Bar on Thai Bar Girls Terms.

While these Thai bar girls “Work Bar” in the various places mentioned above, it’s important to remember that they weren’t always Thai Bar girls and that the vast majority do what they do simply because they need the money to support either their parents as is the tradition in Thailand, or and at least one child and possibly more who are being cared for either by the parents or other family members somewhere in a remote village hidden possibly in the region to the north east known as Issarn, or to the north western region crowned by the agriculturally and artistically rich region of Chiagmai.

Neil Hutchison’s Money Number One books have been acclaimed by many as being the most accurate and funniest books ever to be penned about Thai Bar Girls and are now readily available for immediate download to your computer in PDF format.

Money Number One in Thailand

By Sean K Kelly

If ever money number one was set in time as a national catch cry, it would have to be in Thailand where the phrase money number one is used countless times daily by many of the Thai people in dealing with the thousands of foreign tourists they regularly encounter.
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Neil Hutchinson, an Aussie expat living in Pattaya has been instrumental in writing a series of books around the money number one catch cry, which have become extremely popular best sellers in recent years…

Other Money Number One Books

The first of the books actually entitled “Money Number One“, was first penned some years ago and has been updated several times to suit the ever changing influx of emotionally and sexually starved hordes of single men who have made places like Pattaya, Phuket, Koh Sumui, Chiang Mai and of course Bangkok among others, a regular “watering hole” over the past 50 years or so.

While the Money Number One Books including his other titles such as “A Fool in Paradise”, “The Fool is Back” and “A Fools Diary” are written somewhat tongue in cheek, they epitomize the humor in the sometimes ridiculous and other times tragic relationships which spring up between the local inhabitants and the dyed in the wool westerners who attempt to introduce western cultural ways and ethics into a society based on thousands of years of immense cultural difference where money number one has been a way of life long before the modern western man set foot in the beautiful country known as “The Land Of Smiles”

Mainly set in the seaside resort city of Pattaya situated on the eastern seaboard of The Gulf Of Siam in Southern Thailand, the stories contained within the Money Number One book series and their corresponding sequels and additions, vary in length and subject but are all for the most part based from true instances and events gathered over the years by Neil’s own personal experiences and those of others either relayed to Neil or told in person in one of the many bars and haunts he frequents in order to carry out his somewhat clandestine research.

Dubbed by many as “The Single Man’s Survival Guide to Pattaya” and “The Pattaya Bible” the Money Number One series are a recommended read by thousands of experienced Thailand visitors both male and female when advising potential new visitors about the who, what, where and whys of Thailand long before the bags are packed to go, and indeed long after they have been unpacked on their return home.

Money Number One Books in Paperback.

Although the Money Number One books are available in paper back from the shelves of many of Thailand’s reputable book stores, they can sometimes be a little late to procure in order to learn the valuable lessons contained within the money number one series� after arriving in Thailand and are now available for instant download in PDF format.

A Pattaya Guide for the Mature and not

so Mature Gentlemen

Anyone searching the Internet for information on a Pattaya Guide will be inundated by more than a million websites extolling the virtues of this exciting and vibrant city. They will read more than they ever wanted to know about the property bargains to be had, the sights and temples to be seen, the beaches to be visited and the family entertainment to be experienced. Anybody requiring a more down to earth, factual Pattaya Guide will be forced to surf the underground sites and Blogs written by people who have actually been here or live here and have no financial interest in extolling Pattayas many virtues. That is, those sites and blogs displaying Pattaya guides which have not been closed down or blocked by democratic governments exercising their right to keep unhealthy information and personal opinions hidden from the masses for their own protection. (I just love governments who defend censorship on the grounds of protecting the people.)

I would recommend intending visitors read the fantastic book Money Number One which provides a Pattaya Guide like it really is in a very humorous way but I can’t because that would involve accusations of unwarranted bias on my part.

Instead, I will offer some further advise to male visitors for those not interested in Pattaya guides which depict sandy beaches, Buddhist temples and family fun parks and will be for the more mature gentlemen including those whose age suggests that in terms of average life expectancy are perhaps closer to death than birth.

An Advance Start to Your Pattaya Guide

First of all guys, you have to prepare for your trip to Pattaya well in advance. Six months before departing your homeland you must let your hair grow, no matter how much or how little you have left on your head. By the time you catch the taxi to the airport it should be long enough to be formed into a ponytail jutting from the center of the back of your head. It does not matter if the front and top of your scalp looks like a bowling ball as long as you have two or three strands from the sides long enough to form a ponytail held in place with a rubber band (very pleb) or a gold-embossed hair tie (very in).

Next, you have to go out and buy a selection of new shirts. (Find a 2 legged Pattaya Guide to show you where) They must be very colorful or loud and made from silk or a similar-looking synthetic material. Whatever the material, they must shine and preferably glow under UV light. These shirts can be long or short sleeve but try them on before leaving the shop to ensure they are body-hugging. Then, when you get them home, carefully remove the top four buttons. This is necessary to expose your hairy chest to an infatuated crowd whose attention has already been drawn to you by the shirt. If you don’t have a hairy chest then I’m afraid you will have to find some way of getting one.

As a further guide to Pattaya, you will then need to purchase some body adornments. There is no way out of it; these adornments must be gold. Silver, stainless steel or even platinum will just not cut it. May I suggest you start with a long and very chunky gold chain draped around your neck. With or without a medallion or pendant attached, this chain will attract onlookers to your hairy and sexy chest. Wearing two chains, one short and one long, is also effective. Don’t wear a wristwatch unless it is an expensive brand. You should buy a chunky, gold, manly bracelet which can be worn on the right wrist (if wearing a watch) or either wrist if you decide against a watch. Before you start complaining about the expense of this jewellery, I’ll let you in on a little Pattaya Guide secret. It only has to look gold, it doesn’t have to be solid gold. Gold plated chains and bracelets are not expensive and are fine for the limited duration of your stay in Pattaya as long as they look the part. After a few weeks the one or two micron gold plating will wear off and your ruse will be exposed, so be warned. The watch too can be a copy, as long as it is a good copy.

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What most Pattaya Guides don’t tell you is that Ear Piercing is essential. The minimum requirement is one earring or stud in one ear. If you choose a ring it must be gold while a stud must contain a diamond (cubic zirconia). A good Pattaya Guide choice of which ear to pierce is critical: The left ear means you are a major heterosexual chick magnet but the right ear could give the impression you are gay. (There are separate Pattaya Guides which cover that.) Two earrings in one ear is acceptable but if you want one earring in each ear they must be as large as a 10 baht coin to give you that swashbuckling Errol Flynn look.

Plan your Pattaya Guide well in advance.

A few months before leaving your home, beg steal or borrow CD’s or DVD’s of the latest Rap and Hip Hop garbage sorry, tunes from the US. If your stomach and ears can stand it, spend a few hours each day listening to this rubbish sorry, music – while learning the words to some of the more popular tracks and the names of the cooler artists; eg. Hammer, Scum Bag, Spanner, Foul Mouth Freddie, Saw etc. The good news is you dont have to be able to sing to appreciate Rap and Hip Hop! In fact, the ability to carry a tune is a clear disadvantage.

Once this Pattaya Guide has you safely guided to Pattaya the Go-Go’s will be your avenue in seeking stud-dom. That means that as well as mastering the latest music fashion, you will need to feign a few of the latest dance steps. When you strut out onto that dance floor dressed as described above you will be the center of so much attention it would turn John Travolta green with envy. If you have learned to break dance as well, you will have more adoring young women falling about you than bees around a honey pot. (These can also be excellent Pattaya Guides.)

Oh, I almost forgot; the most important Pattaya Guide to make all this work, you will have to put your brain in neutral and bring lots of money!